Chatting on 'The Most Amazing Mutants'.
Buzzkill: Guess what I saw
ThunderAndLightning: What?
Buzzkill: Peter's dad pushing Professor X in his wheelchair
SexiestMotherfucker: WHAT!?
TheQuietGayTeleporter: but the professor never lets anyone push his wheelchair
Arsehole: Something very gay is going on with the professor and Erik
Buzzkill: Scott's Gaydar has gone off again
Arsehole: yep
SexiestMotherfucker: WHAT!?
ThunderAndLightning: are you that oblivious?
Buzzkill: yeah come on it's sooooo obvious
TheQuietGayTeleporter: don't they spend time together every day?
SexiestMotherfucker: well yeah they do
ThunderAndLightning: and are they both single
SexiestMotherfucker: I think so
Buzzkill: plus I've accidentally seen inside Erik's head, all he thinks about us Charles
SexiestMotherfucker: well this is very surprising
ThunderAndLightning: oh honey it's really not
Arsehole: no it's not
ThunderAndLightning: no it's shocking that SCOTT spotted it first
Buzzkill: wait Scott saw it first?
TheQuietGayTeleporter: yes, I spotted it soon after
Buzzkill: So you're telling me that the guy who began questioning every single thing after seeing Logan for the first time spotted the gayest couple ever first
SexiestMotherfucker: MY BROTHER???
Arsehole: ummm...I got to go
TheQuietGayTeleporter: Peter I'm going to speak for everyone (except Storm) for the first time ever. Logan is hot
Buzzkill: yep
Arsehole: definitely
ThunderAndLightning: ok I'm gay so my input doesn't matter
SexiestMotherfucker: ...
Buzzkill: I think you broke Peter Kurt
SexiestMotherfucker: I need to talk to Logan
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Quicksilver and Wolverine are chatting privately.
Quicksilver: Logan
Wolverine: yes?
Quicksilver: do you think Charles and my dad are in love?
Wolverine: it's so obvious that they like each other, they've just not admitted to it
Quicksilver: ...
Wolverine: wait...did you not know
Quicksilver: nope
Wolverine: to be fair we have no idea if they are gay but everyone assumes that they are
Quicksilver: this was shocking
Wolverine: it's really not
Quicksilver: that's what my friends said
Wolverine: haha
Quicksilver: and apparently they all - apart from one and she's gay - think you are hot
Wolverine: well I don't blame them - I am the hottest man ever
Quicksilver: ...
Wolverine: shush you know it's true
Quicksilver: If you're the hottest, I'm the sexiest
Wolverine: ...
Wolverine: I have to disagree there brother, I am the hottest and the sexiest
Quicksilver: so modest
Wolverine: yep that's me
Quicksilver: I am rolling my eyes so hard right now
Wolverine: so how'd you discover about Charles and Erik?
Quicksilver: Scott saw Erik pushing Charles in his wheelchair
Wolverine: there's no way the stubborn bastard let him push him
Quicksilver: I think you'll find that my dad is equally as stubborn
Wolverine: very true
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FanfictionThis story is based on the X-Men films with the same characters. If you haven't seen the X-Men films - I recommend seeing them as they are amazing - but you still want to read my book, I would be more than happy to answer any questions. Set in 1984...
