Peter and Professor Cardigan are chatting privately.
Peter: can I ask a question?
Professor Cardigan: of course, what did you want to know
Peter: Do you like have an X-Men groupchat?
Professor Cardigan: yes we do
Peter: is Erik on it?
Professor Cardigan: yes
Peter: ha should've known
Peter: can you add me
Professor Cardigan: maybe
Peter: Pleaseeeee, I did help you save the world
Professor Cardigan: I suppose
Peter: yayayay
Professor Cardigan: I'll add you now
Peter: thank youuu
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Professor X added Quicksilver to the groupchat 'X-Men'.
Quicksilver: hi everyone
Mystique: Why'd you add the kid?
Beast: why's Peter on this group chat?
Wolverine: hi Peter
Magneto: hey Peter
Quicksilver: oh I see, I help save the world and this is the thanks I get woooooowww.
Quicksilver: hi Erik, hi Logan
Professor X: be nice Raven, Hank.
Magneto: Hello Charles
Professor X: good morning Erik, how are you
Magneto: I am good thanks Charles, how are you
Professor X: very well thank you
Wolverine: stop flirting you two
Professor X: I don't know what you're talking about Logan
Magneto: y-yeah I don't know what you're talking about
Mystique: hmmm sure you don't
Beast: Charles we have a problem
Professor X: Erik what did you do?
Magneto: why do you assume I did something?
Professor X: practice darling
Quicksilver: ...
Beast: it wasn't Erik
Mystique: shocking
Beast: Peter just blew up the science lab
Wolverine: ha
Magneto: good on you Peter
Professor X: Erik you're not supposed to be encouraging him
Quicksilver: sorry Professor it was an accident
Professor X: it's quite all right Peter
Quicksilver: =)
Wolverine: did you guys want to know why Charles was late to class the other day?
Mystique: CHARLES WAS LATE TO CLASS!?
Mystique: spill everything
Magneto: If you dare say one thing...
Quicksilver: ohhhhh I know
Mystique: spill everything please
Professor X: no, please don't
Hank: oh not again
Mystique: what?
Hank: he was evidently with Erik
Professor X: ...
Mystique: sooo not surprising
Quicksilver: agreed
Magneto: ...
Wolverine: Hank, how does it feel to have been third wheeling since 1962?
Magneto: I hate you Logan
Hank: I've been third wheeling those two for that long? Damn, I thought it was Moira
Professor X: it was with Moira what are you talking about?
Wolverine: hmmmm sure
Mystique: you sure about that Charles?
Magneto: third wheeling...I don't know what you are talking about
Professor X: agreed, I don't know what you are talking about
Quicksilver: suuuuuure
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FanfictionThis story is based on the X-Men films with the same characters. If you haven't seen the X-Men films - I recommend seeing them as they are amazing - but you still want to read my book, I would be more than happy to answer any questions. Set in 1984...
