Peter created the groupchat 'Best Family'
Logan: hello
Peter: hi
Charles: hello everyone
Peter: Mum, can you add dad please, I can't find his contact
Charles: ...were you talking to me?
Peter: yes
Charles: ok
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Charles added Erik to the groupchat
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Erik: hello
Logan: hey Cornetto
Erik: I hate you
Peter: these names are boring
Charles: Peter...
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Peter changed Logan's name to 'Claws'
Peter changed Charles' name to 'CardiganOnWheels'
Peter changed Erik's name to 'Dad <3'
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CardiganOnWheels: I hate you Peter
Claws: you can't argue with the truth
Dad <3: he has a point
Peter: haha, would you rather I call you mother
CardiganOnWheels: ...
Claws: mom I need help
CardiganOnWheels: Logan you're older than me...
Claws: oh yeah, I forgot as I'm just that sexy
Peter: debatable
Dad <3: don't you find it weird that I'm called 'Dad <3' on everyone's screen
CardiganOnWheels: yes it's very weird, you're certainly not a dad to me Erik
Claws: no to you he's Daddy
Peter: I'm gonna throw up
CardiganOnWheels: Logan I will shove a maple leaf up your arse
Claws: wow I'm so scared
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Peter changed Dad <3's name to 'Magneto'
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Magneto: that's definitely less weird
Claws: ok are we skipping over what I said?
Peter: yes
CardiganOnWheels: good idea
Peter: mom do you have bleach?
CardiganOnWheels: yes, why?
Peter: because I want to burn my eyes out after reading what Logan messaged
Magneto: Peter no
CardiganOnWheels: is it just me who found that ironic
Claws: ?
CardiganOnWheels: normally it's me telling Erik no
Magneto: that's true
Peter: I got a boyfriend
Claws: wow so shocking
CardiganOnWheels: congratulations Peter, when did this happen?
Peter: while you were fucking my dad
Claws: I think you mean while your dad was fucking him, Charles is definitely a bottom
Magneto: wait Pete you're gay?
Peter: you're not mad are you?
Magneto: I'm literally dating Charles
CardiganOnWheels: yep :D
Peter: I'm bi
Magneto: same!
CardiganOnWheels: like father like son
Claws: I'm also bi
Peter: by yourself
Claws: >:(
Peter: it's true though
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Peter changed his name to 'ChaoticBisexual'
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ChaoticBisexual: so yeah I have a boyfriend
Magneto: so time for me to go and kill Scott
Claws: huh the one time you've said something that I agree with
CardiganOnWheels: you will not be killing Peter's boyfriend
ChaoticBisexual: I'm not dating Scott
Magneto: thank god
CardiganOnWheels: so, who's your boyfriend?
Claws: I would never have taken you for a gossip Charles
CardiganOnWheels: I can be very surprising
ChaoticBisexual: I'm dating Kurt
Magneto: ok, I don't need to threaten him...much
CardiganOnWheels: don't scare the poor boy
Magneto: I think I do that just by talking to him
Claws: you could always just not talk to him
ChaoticBisexual: why did you think I was dating Scott?
Magneto: he had a red mark on his neck that looked like a bruise so I thought it was a hickey
ChaoticBisexual: oh no I whacked him
CardiganOnWheels: why did you do that Peter?
ChaoticBisexual: he insulted Kurt
Magneto: so that's what I saw earlier
Claws: how much did you see...
Magneto: I saw Scott being chased
ChaoticBisexual: Charles, don't ask questions
Claws: it's best you don't know
CardiganOnWheels: ...
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FanfictionThis story is based on the X-Men films with the same characters. If you haven't seen the X-Men films - I recommend seeing them as they are amazing - but you still want to read my book, I would be more than happy to answer any questions. Set in 1984...
