Blue Lock! Shidou and Y/N time~~! Shidou's Sussy adventures
(Why not?)
Time: During Second Selection, study time
You: Ah! I'm bored!
Shidou; Wanna play thumb wars?
You: Fine.
Karasu: Alright, it's happening! Sharky, blue berry, in position!
Kurona/Hiori: Roger roger
You/Shidou: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war, 5, 6, 7, 8-
Shidou: I use this hand to masturbate~!
You: Woah woah woah wait what?!
Shidou just smirked as there was vaseline on his hand as Y/N was unable to let go from Shidou's grip
You: NO!! LET ME GO!!! SHIDOU NO!!! LET ME GO!!! LET ME GO!!!
As Y/N tries to get away from Shidou, Karasu, Hiori and Kurona were wearing suits and sunglasses as they looked at the camera
Kurona/Hiori/Karasu: This video is sponsored by Vaseline, get yours today at local supermarkets.
Shidou pulls Y/N into his room as he smirked
Shidou: Happy tapioca time~~
(If you don't know what that is, you are too young to understand.)
You: SHIDOU NOOOOOO!!!
3rd Person Pov
Announcer: Y/N L/N JUST SCORED ANOTHER SUPER GOAL!!! HE JUST KEEPS BECOMING A STRIKER THROUGH AND THROUGH!!! HE REALLY IS WORTH THE 1.5 BILLION!!!
You: Hmph, pathetic.
Isagi: Unbelievable...
Ness: No way... a shot like that?! A shot that believes in the impossible?! How dare you, Kaiser copy?! There was no such data on you doing such a thing... WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?!
Kaiser: Oi, Ness, just shut the fuck up, fucking annoying meat rider!
Ness: K-Kaiser?
Kaiser: All you have ever done was held me back. Next time I see you trying to stop us from winning, I'll deal with you myself, fucking got that?
Ness: Y-Yes... Lord Kaiser...
Kaiser: Y/N didn't do anything paranormal, he's just better than me, even I can't do that. Fucking accept that.
Aiku looked at Y/N as he smirked, analysing carefully on what he could get from the Compact Fire Shot as Lorenzo walked up to the Ace Striker of Bastard Munchen with a smirk.
Lorenzo: Dah. Hey hey, not bad, Mr. 1.5 Billion, I guess that makes you an ace better than Kaiser huh?
You: Better knock it down zombie, or else you might see flashing lights.
Lorenzo: Alright then, I guess you're my next target, better satisfy me~ But don't get too cocky just because of one goal, lil' kitty~~ Meow~~
You: Egh! Is he a discord mod or something?
Ronaldo: Okay Ubers... Time to go to work.
You: Hm?
Restarting the ball with Ubers' possession, they have now become a team, passing the ball around as Y/N noticed Ronaldo and Barou just played off the ball movement, not helping in their strategy.
You: They are planning something...
Y/N looked right at Isagi as he nodded, stealing the ball which was supposed to be going to Dybala
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