Wednesday: *crossing her arms* "You are being very hurtful right now."
Enid: "I just want to know why you're here—"Wednesday:*literally sitting in her lap*:We're best friends. What if they're malicious
Enid: *looking across the table at her Tinder date* "I'm so sorry."
Wednesday: "Oh we're leaving already I wanted to try their appetizers?"
Enid: *already dragging her out the door* "Can't you stalk me from far away like a normal person?"
Wednesday: "I resent the idea of normal, Enid."
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Eugene: "ok no more talking about Enid"
Wednesday: "but you told me to get it out of my system"
Eugene: "I didn't know how much you had in your system"
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Wednesday: *jealous* "Alright, I can't take it anymore. Who is this Nicole Kidman you're always babbling about?"
Enid: "My adopt mother."
Wednesday: *putting down the knife* "Oh..."
Enid: "She just doesn't know it yet."
Wednesday: *picks up the knife again* "I'm going to murder you"
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Enid: "I have an excellent gaydar. If someone's gay, I can always tell within-"
Thing: "Wednesday's in love with you"
Enid: "w h a t"
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Enid: "I guess you could call me... your pawrtner in crime!" *does jazz hands*
Wednesday: "Or I could call a diener to bring your mangled body to the morgue."
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Wednesday: "why is there a dead deer on the floor Sinclair?"
Enid: "dead deer?"
Wednesday:*puts on glasses* "oh...it was a brown rug...why did you put fake antlers on it?"
Enid: "because I can!"
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