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Enid, picking up the phone: "Hello?"
Officer: "Hello, I'm calling from Jericho police station, is this Enid Sinclair."
Enid: "Yes, is everything okay?"
Officer: "We have a Miss Wednesday Addams here."
Enid, sighing: "What was it this time, arson, murder, assault?"
Officer: 0She set fire to the weathervane."
Enid: "I'll be there in 10 minutes."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday drunk: "Im going to text Yoko."
Enid: "Don't! You're drunk! You're probably gonna say something you'll regret in the morning!"
Wednesday texts Yoko
Yoko looks at Wednesday's text message Wednesday: "You're actually a pretty cool girl"Yoko: "She's probably drunk."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid, calling Wednesday: "Wends, hypothetically, how much blood can a person loose before they die."
Wednesday: "About 2 litres."
Enid: "Alright thank you. Bianca, call an ambulance."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid dressed as Harley Quinn: "I thought I gave you a pretty good idea on who you should dress up as."
Wednesday dressed as Mr. Freeze: "I thought this character suits me better. Plus look at this freeze gun I made!"
Enid: "Does it actually work?"
Wednesday: "One way to find out." *steps out of the room with her freeze gun* "YOKO! CAN YOU COME UP HERE PLEASE?!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid : "I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!"
Wednesday : "Enid, that's physically impossible."Enid : "Are you sure?" *cups Wednesday's face* Wednesday (blushing) : "Stop it, I have a reputation."

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