Enid: "I love you."
Wednesday: "It'll pass."
Enid: ...
Wednesday: ...
Enid: "Bitch shut the fuck up."
Wednesday: "But-"
Enid: "Don't you 'but' me Wednesday."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "She's actually quite good at fencing! Almost as good as her mother. Or even better!"
Yoko: "I would love to see this."
The werewolf and vampire watch as their daughters prepare to duel.
Wenclair Daughter: "Prepared to die?"
Yokovina Daughter: "I can't actually die."
Wenclair Daughter: "En Garde bitch." *throws her sword*
Yokovina Daughter: *stabbed in the chest* "Jesus CHRIST!"
Enid: "I told you she was good!"
Yoko: "That's not how fencing works!!!!"
Enid: "Hey, my daughter won. No need to be a sore loser."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Divina is playing chess with Wednesday out in the Quad Yoko runs over and dives under the table
Divina: "What did you do now?"
Enid, stomping over: "She broke my statue of Lisa from BlackPink!"
Yoko: "It was an accident!"
Enid: "You're going to be in an accident when I get my hands on you"
Divina: "E, please don't murder my girlfriend. All the other pretty ones are straight."
Wednesday, casually moving her bishop: "That is objectively incorrect."
Enid: "Willa, I am mad at her, but don't call Yo Yo ugly"
Wednesday: "No, I was referring to no other pretty women 'on our team' as you fondly say. Teagan in our history class is attractive."
Divina: "You're right! And that new girl in my calculus class, Monique, is for sure gay."
Enid: "OH oh, and the transfer student from Sweden, Dorothea had a pride pin on her bag."Wednesday: "See? Tanaka is quite replaceable."Yoko: "You guys know I'm still here, right?"
Other girls in unison: "Yes"
Yoko: "Just checking"
