Enid: "I was thinking we could go on a date to the cemetery tonight." Wednesday: "Oh, Enid, you always know how to make me swoon. I'll bring the shovel." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wednesday: *passing enid a glass of water* "here" Enid: "thanks what's this for" Wednesday: "Bianca says you get thirsty around me" Enid: *chokes on water* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "I'm asking permission to marry your daughter" Wednesday: "what is this the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked, no you can't beat me in a duel" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: *accidentally brushes her hand with wednesdays* Wednesday: *aggressively hold her hand* "fucking commit to it" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "move off of me or I will stab you" Enid: *on Wednesday's lap* "you wouldn't stab me" Wednesday: "yes I would" *brings knife closer to enids arm* Enid: *leans in until it's about to about to touch* Wednesday: *quickly moves it away* Enid: "see?" *Smirks* Wednesday: "I hate you" Enid: "you love me really" Wednesday: "...yea I do" *holds Enid closer* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Dude can I borrow your jacket? I'm cold."Wednesday: *affronted* "Your tongue's been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude."Enid: "Sorry. My mistake." Enid: *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday's face* "Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?" Wednesday: *blushing glaring while handing Enid her jacket* "...dude is fine." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Do you support gay rights?" Wednesday: "Not only do I support gay rights, I support gay wrongs." Enid: "Wednesday, what did you do?" *something explodes in the background* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
