Enid: "You are sixteen, going on seventeen-"
Yoko: "Actually, I'm thirty-three."
Enid: "Wait, WHAT?!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "Alrighty now that the ritual is prepared we can begin to- YOKO STOP LICKING THE BLOOD OFF THE GROUND!!!"
Yoko: "UGH, you can't use Type O blood and not expect me to get a little excited!"
Wednesday sighs: "I have some blood bags save in the freezer if you want any."
Yoko opens up the freezer and picks out a blood bag
Yoko: "Are they all Type A's?"
Wednesday: "Does it matter? Just get one drink and be quiet. Please."
Yoko sighs: "I can't believe you used up all the good blood for your stupid ritual."
The vampire takes a blood bag and pokes a straw through it and sips.
Yoko: "Could be worse I guess." *continues sipping*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "Me wanting to kiss a girl does NOT make me homosexual. Enid and I are just friends."
Bianca: "So, considering you're friends, it wouldn't bother you if I told you Enid is getting all mushy with that person right behind you, no?"Wednesday, turning her head so fast she almost broke her neck: "WHAT?!"
Bianca, snickering: "Just fuckin' with you, gaybo."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "any news?"
Doctor: "we're just waiting for your X-ray"
Enid: "but I've never dated anyone named Ray"Wednesday: "You might need to do a brain scan too."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tyler: "I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game..."
Wednesday and Enid, nodding: "Knife monopoly"
Tyler: "I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is"
