[this means texting]
Enid: [u don't have to sign ur name on texts bbycakes]
Wednesday: [Dear Enid, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Wednesday Addams.]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Knock, knock."
Wednesday: *sigh* "Who's there?"
Enid: "Cat raised by a cowboy."
Wednesday: "Cat raised by a cowboy who?"
Enid: "Meowdy, Partner..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "So about this love letter you sent me"
Enid: "Uhhhh *blushing* what about it?"
Wednesday: "The fourth sentence"
Enid: "Yeah, that's where I got a bit emotional and-"
Wednesday: "You forgot a comma"
Enid: ...
Wednesday: "I need you to redo it please"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bianca covered in feathers: "FUCK Wednesday Addams!!"
Enid not looking up from her lunch: "Bitch, I'm trying."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bianca: "So how do we fix this?"
Wednesday: "Arson."
Enid: "Wednesday."
Wednesday: "Fine! You never let me choose arson."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "Enid and I slept together."
Thing: "And?"
Wednesday: "I thought you would be a little more shocked."
Thing: "Oh, sorry. *flails dramatically* and?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid, putting her hands over Wednesday's eyes: "Guess who!"
Wednesday: "It's either Enid or the cold clammy hands of death."
Enid: "It's Enid!"
Wednesday: "Dammit."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "If i must stoop to such lows as love than at least my future partner must be cold, calculating, intelligent, successful and organized."
Enid: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Wednesday: "That one. For some terrible reason, I want that one."
