Enid: "Hey, can you keep a secret?"
Wednesday: "Do you know anything about my life?"
Enid: "No I do not. Good point."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yoko: "You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?"
Wednesday: "Only the ambulance ride to the hospital."
Eugene: "That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you."
Wednesday: "but I heard a siren"
Yoko: "That was Enid"
Enid: "i was WORRIED"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yoko calls Target 'Targét' just to piss Wednesday off.
There's only so many times that Wednesday can issue a death threat before it becomes a term of endearment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday and Enid have to review a movie for a class project. They picked Twilight Eclipse so they could make fun of it.
Enid, talking about Jacob: "He's not winning points from me, let me just say that. Because first of all, he's like, 'I love you,' and she's like, 'Well, I don't love you,' and then he's like, 'Well, I'm going to keep trying until YOUR HEART stops beating.'"
Wednesday: "Creepy."
Enid: "Yeah. Like, ew, okay?"
Wednesday, impersonating Jacob: 'You know what's gonna change your mind? A big kiss that you didn't ask for.'
Enid: "And then, she punches him, but I feel he's, like, super-human enough to dodge that, you know?"
Wednesday: "Great point, yeah."
Enid, giggling: "So he just let her."
Wednesday:But also, he's stupid. Sooo..."
Enid: "He is also stupid. Speaking of stupid, though, Edward. He's back, obviously."
Wednesday: "Oh, I thought you meant us."
Enid, giggling: "Speaking of stupid, we watched this. All the way to the end."
