Wednesday, glaring in a corner, covered in dirt
Enid: "Hey you, what's up?"
Wednesday: "Someone buried me alive."
Enid: "Oh, Wends, that's awful."
Wednesday: "It was, they did an atrocious job, not even the full 6ft deep. It was a disgrace to the art."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yoko: "Uh, Enid, why is there a note on your mirror that says 'fatten the beast'?"
Enid: "Oh, that's just Wednesday's way of reminding me to feed the stray cat we found outside."
Yoko: "... Your girl is fuckin weird."
Enid, with a lovesick look on her face: "I know 😍"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "pink or blue?"
Morticia: "Enid, Wednesday, what are you girls doing?"
Enid: "hello Mrs. Addams! we're giving Ichabod a makeover!"
Morticia: "a makeover? darling Ichabod is a tree"Enid: "I know! he needed some TLC"
Morticia: ...
Wednesday: "it is an acronym for 'tender loving care', disgusting by the way, just say tending"Enid: "look. Ichabod, would you rather the pink scarf or the blue one? one shake for pink and two shakes for blue"
the tree shakes once, wednesday who is sitting in his branches reading a book isn't phased
Morticia: "...very well, dinner is ready so finish up here"
Enid: "oh! thank you!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Hey Wednesday, uh where did you get that rug?"
Wednesday: "What rug?"
Enid: "The one that looks suspiciously like a wolf hide."
Wednesday: ...
Enid: "...Wednesday
Wednesday: "Yes, darling?"
Enid: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO."
