Wednesday: "So we're going to do the good cop/bad cop routine."
Pugsley: "Awesome!"
Enid: "Awesome!"
Wednesday: "Pugsley you're the good cop, Enid you're the bad cop."
Enid: "Aww what?!"
Pugsley: "Shouldn't it be the other way around?"Wednesday: "I said what I said. We'll start with the bad cop."
Enid: "I don't know.... I don't know how to be intimidating."
Wednesday: "Just try it.
*Enid walks into the interrogation room*
Wednesday: "So after that-"
*Enid walks back out, bloodied.*
Wednesday: "What happened?!"
Enid: "I accidentally killed him."
Pugsley and Wednesday look through the window to see the suspect beheaded.
Pugsley:"Aw man! I wanted to be bad cop!"
Wednesday: "We're never gonna solve this."
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Wednesday: *holding a bouquet of deadly flowers* "Enid, will you be my valentine?"
Enid: "Wednesday. We've been married for 6 years."
Wednesday: "Is that a yes?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yoko: "Enid, you have to protect me! Wednesday is trying to kill me!"
Enid: "I'm sure you're exaggerating. That's just the vibe she gives off to everyone"
Wednesday: *bursting through the door with a sword and smaller knives on her chest* "Where is Yoko?!"
Yoko: *hiding behind Enid* "protect me Enid."Enid: "Just be calm, Willa. I'm sure we can work this out as friends. Now what happened?"Wednesday: "Yoko gave me a T-shirt."
Enid: "And why did that make you angry?"Wednesday: *Hands Enid the shirt*
Enid: *Unfolds it to reveal it says I'm not short, I'm fun sized*
Yoko: "It's just a joke."
Enid: "I can get you a ten second head start."
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