Enid, absolutely wasted: She's so pretty, do you know if she's single?
Yoko, helping Enid walk: Who? Enid, slurring: The one in the black with the braids
yoko: "Wednesday? No she's not."
Enid: *visibly upset*
Yoko: "Enid, you're lirerally married to her"
Enid: "I am?"
Yoko: *facepalming* "God, I am never letting you drink again"
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Bianca, Yoko and Enid take a poetry class
Yoko: Im only here because I have nothing better to do.
Enid: "Oh come on it'll be fun!"
Yoko: "Poetry and fun doesn't go together, babe"Bianca: "Who's teaching?"
Enid: "I heard she's the most poetic, harsh and intense teacher that's ever taught-"
Bianca: "Shit it's Wednesday. It's Wednesday isn't it?"
Wednesday: *kicks down the door* "Alright listen up fuckers-"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *The group is getting into the car* Wednesday: "I'm driving."
Enid: *out of view* "Shotgun!"
Yoko: *turning to face Enid* "Aww! But you had it on the way here- WOAH-"
Enid: *holding a shotgun* "No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!" *Pumps gun*
Wednesday: "I forgot that was there."
Yoko: "You forgot a fucking shotgun was in your car?!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "I can't do this, Enid can you lend me a hand?"
*Enid proceeds to pick up Thing*
Wednesday: "No! Stop it! Stop right there!"
Enid: *puts Thing down* "What?! What is it?!"
Wednesday: "I cannot take anymore hand puns.... Im sorry I'm just so tired of them now."
Enid: *walks over to hug Wednesday and kiss her cheek* "I'm sorry Willa. I thought it was funny."
Wednesday: *kisses her back* "I apologize for my overreaction. I shouldn't have snapped at you."Enid: "It's okay Wends. I understand. If you want I can help you. Im pretty handy!"
Wednesday: "Thank you, Enid. What the hell did you just say?"
