Yoko, calling Enid: "Hey, Enid, where are you."Enid: "France."
Yoko: "What the fuck do you mean France?"
Enid: "I mean France, well Paris really."
Yoko: "Enid, why the fuck are you in France, you're meant to be in biology."
Enid: "Business trip?"
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Wednesday: "Enid and I have started dating."Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: ...
Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: "WHAAA!"
Yoko: "Why are you surprised, Enid?!"
Enid: "Because this is the first time I've heard of it, too!"
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Some random kid: *pushes Alex*
Alexander, glaring at them
The kid: "Am I meant to be scared?"
Alexander: ...
Wednesday, standing behind the kid with a knife: "You have 5 seconds to leave.
The kid, running away
Enid: "Wends, please stop threatening children with knives."
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Enid: "Do you think your family likes me?"Wednesday, staring deadpan
Enid: "Why are you giving me that look, it's a genuine question."
Wednesday: "Enid, they quite literally kidnapped you for the summer so you wouldn't have to spend it with your family. I think it's safe to say that they have adopted you as their own."
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Enid: "if Eugene and I were both drowning, who would you save?"
Wednesday: "i don't know, both of you?"
Enid: "no, you could only save one of us"Wednesday: "i would probably save Eugene because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer"
Enid: "suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?"
Wednesday: "why don't you let go of the anchor?"Enid: "It's a family heirloom"
Wednesday: "I'm leaving"
