Wednesday: "If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?"
Enid: "Anything sweetheart"
Wednesday: "Blow up the hospital"
Enid: "Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Nightshades held a party. Wednesday vastly overestimated how much she could drink, insisting she could keep up with Yoko. She failed to account for the fact that she's a 5"1 mortal and Yoko is 5"9 vampire. It didn't help that Wednesday consumed nothing but absinthe.
Wednesday, turning to Enid and slurring her speech: "Your face is like sunshine, I intend to marry it one day."
Enid, holding back laughter: "You're going to marry just my face?"
Wednesday, raising her glass: "Yes! Wait... no. The rest of you is... magnis- magnif-... good. All of you is very good."
Divina, from the other side of the room, sitting across Yoko's lap: "You should eat something, Wednesday."
Yoko, snickering: "Yeah, before you start looking at honeymoon packages and naming your future kids."
Wednesday, hiccuping and swaying into Enid: "Silence, fang! I'll... throw you in the... in the bird bath outside."
Divina and Yoko share an amused look.
Enid, collecting her drunken lover by the arm: "Alright, Wens, I think it's time to call it a night."Wednesday, liquor sloshing from her cup: "I am not tired. I am... special awake."
Enid, unimpressed: "That's called being drunk, babe."
Wednesday, nearly smiling: "Enid...I would battle a thousand worms for you."
Wednesday had to be carried back to her room that night. She wouldn't hear the end of her inebriated antics for a month after, though Wednesday refused to believe she did any of those things.
