Enid, to Wednesday: "If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee."
Wednesday, to Enid: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Bianca, Yoko, Xavier: "..."
Divina: "Yep, they're in love."
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Enid, to Esther: "I just hope that one day you will be able to accept me for who I am."
Wednesday: *smirks* "I know what you are."
Enid: "Don't you fucking dare Addams."
Yoko and Divinia watching in the backround: "Were about to witness the best comming out ever."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Morticia is laying on the floor, bleeding after being stabbed.
Enid: "Quick, you're loosing a lot of blood! What's your type?"
Morticia: "Tall, blonde, shapeshifter, my ex room-mate, British accent."
Enid: "I mean your blood typ- Wait... WEEMS?!"
Enid and Morticia spent the next 3 hours squabling about how mother Larissa is, completely forgetting Morticia is dying.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Weems, thru the microphone: "Everybody, drop what you're doing, and come to Crackstones Cribt!"
Wednesday: *drops Enid*
Divinia: *Drops yoko*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid, to Yoko and Divinia: "WEDNESDAY KISSED ME!"
Yoko: "Enid, tell us everything."
Divina: *Runs into the kitchen for popcorn and tissues.*
Enid: "Okay, so we were in our dorm, and I told her I like girls. She was like 'Really?'..."
5 hours later
Enid: "And then I fainted."
Yoko: "Wow."
Divinia:"What now?"
Enid: "Wednesday proposed with a ring that was in her drawer for weeks apparently. The wedding is tommorow. Can you guys be the bridemaids?"
Yoko: "MARRIED??! TOMMOROW?!"
Enid: "What's so weird?"
Divinia:"Me and Yoko have dated for half a year, you guys have dated for, half a day.."
Enid: "So? We are just move faster than normal couples."
Yoko: "I see."
