Wednesday: "Is something burning?"
Enid: *leaning against the counter* "Just my love for you."
Wednesday: *pointing* "Toaster's on fire"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid *accidentally brushes Wednesday's hand with her own*
Wednesday, under her breath to Enid: *aggressively holds Enid's hand* "Fucking commit to it."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: *is being arrested*
Enid: "Wow. God forbid women do anything these days."
Sheriff Galpin: "Kid your friend-"
Wednesday: "She's my girlfriend you intolerant shit."
Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E
Sheriff Galpin: "I'm not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.
Enid: "And... She looked good doing it."Wednesday: "They deserved it. One of them told me to smile."
Enid: "You tell him baby."
Sheriff Galpin: "You know what? I can't with... whatever this is. She's free to go and officially your problem."
Enid: "Yay!"
Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* "Miserable-night Sheriff."
Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* "I hate you."Wednesday: *also whispering* "I'm glad."
Enid: "Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy."
Wednesday: *smirking* "Coming Amore."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "I have an excellent gaydar. If someone's gay, I can always tell within-"
Thing: Wednesday's in love with you
Enid: "w h a t"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Wednesday! I just realized we are peak enemies to lovers, moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, forced proximity couple!!"Wednesday: "What the hell are you saying "
