Enid: "I'm going to pick up the wedding cake."
Wednesday: "Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear."
Enid: "You mean ring bearER, right?"
Wednesday: ...
Enid: "Look me in the eye and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's game night, the Nevermore girls are playing Cards Against Humanity.
Bianca pulls the question card. The prompt is "What's my secret power?"
Enid reads her card: "Disco Fever."
Divina reads her card: "White privilege."
Yoko reads her card: "Being nine years old."Wednesday reads her card: "Autism."
The whole group: *stunned silence*
Bianca, sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose: "Point to Wednesday."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid : "Wednesday!"
Wednesday : "What?"
Enid : "It's snowing outside!"
Wednesday : "I appreciate that you can see well."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Weems, glaring at her students: "You answered your career path seriously, right?"
All the students' heads bowed, trying not look her in the eye
Weems: "I'll check it right here."
[pulls out Kent's, Career choice: High School Student]
Weems: "See, I know it! This is what I'm talking about! I begging you, take this seriously!"
[pulls out Eugene's, Career choice: be science adventurer]
Weems: "Which one?!"
[pulls out Xavier's, Career choice: be Wednesday's husband]
Weems: "Try be realistic here!"
[pulls out Ajax', Career choice: don't want to be a doctor]
Weems: "Then don't write anything down!"
[pulls out Yoko's, Career choice: have Harem of Girls]
Weems: "Gross! Pervert! Why will you write that down!?"
[pulls out Divina's, Career choice: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
Weems: "Huh?!"
[pulls out Bianca's, Career choice: get a beloved mother]
Weems: "Get therepy, not a new mom!"
[pulls out Enid's, Career choice: be Wednesday's mistress]
Weems: "Why not just marry her?!"
[pulls out Wednesday's, Career choice: become successful author]
[flip over the desk]
Weems: "Make a joke!"
