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Enid: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Wednesday: *whispers* "Cannibalism"
Enid: *innocent, confused chewing noises*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: It's so dumb.
Enid: So dumb, it's brilliant!
Wednesday: NO! IT'S JUST DUMB!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "I can't believe you fucking did this. I told you I DIDN'T want a birthday party and you disrespected my wishes."
Yoko: "Okay, okay Wends. Im sorry. I know you're upset."
Divina: "We're sorry, Wednesday."
Yoko: "Look just so we're clear that this wasn't my idea. I don't want to name any names but I wasn't the one that went" Oh she'll absolutely love it! I know my Willa so well, she's gonna be exited to have this party and spend time with her friends!
*All the girls turn to the werewolf*
Enid: "Oh Bianca! Yoko ratted you out, how do you feel about that?!"
Bianca: *shaking her head* "Damn it, Enid."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Enid scooch her seat closer to Wednesday who is at her desk typing away as per usual.*
Enid: "So.... Question."
Wednesday: "Yes?"
Enid: "Hypothetically...."
Wednesday: "Hypothetically?"Enid: "Hypothetically if we were to have children-"
*Wednesday stops what she's doing and faces Enid.*
Wednesday: "Hypothetically though."
Enid: "Yes, hypothetically."
Wednesday: "That means you're not actually suggesting having children?"
Enid: "No, no, no! Of course not! I'm just asking, hypothetically-"
Wednesday: "Hypothetically then this is a really dumb question."
Enid: "Hypothetically I haven't asked it yet."
Wednesday: "Hypothetically I really don't want to answer it."
Enid: "Then why don't you hypothetically just say that?!"
Wednesday: "Well hypothetically I just did!"
Bianca: *at the doorway* "What the HELL are you two talking about?"
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