Enid, stroking Wednesday's hair: You're so cute and pretty. Wednesday, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you. Enid, lovingly: I know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Enid: "Wednesday! I just realized we are peak enemies to lovers, moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, forced proximity couple!!"Wednesday: "what the hell are you saying"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wednesday: "Enid texted me your adorable so I texted her back and said no, YOU'RE adorable."Eugene: "And?"
Wednesday: "And now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I'm not gonna say anything"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ enid: "man sure is dark in here i'm not scared or anything i mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me no sir."
wednesday: "do you want me to hold your hand?"
enid: "yes please."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "What time is it?"
Wednesday: "I don't know, pass me my cello and we'll find out." *Plays the cello loudly and extremely out of tune*
Xavier: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE CELLO AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!"
Wednesday: "It's 2 am"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Dude can I borrow your jacket? I'm cold."Wednesday: *affronted* "Your tongue's been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude."Enid: "Sorry. My mistake" *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday's face* "Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?"
Wednesday: *glaring while handing Enid her jacket* "...dude is fine."
