Wednesday: "Okay maybe I am mean sometimes so what?"
Enid: "You says "maybe I'm mean" and the proceeds to say the most vile and heinous thing imaginable."
Wednesday: "What? That's absolutely not true."Bianca: *sighs* "Yes it is."
Yoko on the verge of tears: "It IS true!"
Weems crying: "You can be so cruel sometimes."
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Enid: "Howdy Wednesday! Make anybody cry today?"
Wednesday: "Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Wednesday: *whispers* "Cannibalism"
Enid: *innocent, confused chewing noises*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *at a zoo*
Wednesday: "What are they in for?"
Enid: "Weds, this isn't a prison."
Wednesday: "So they can leave?"
Enid: "No, but-"
Wednesday, pointing at a meerkat: "I bet that one murdered someone."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "I just think my instincts about people are better than yours."
Enid: "How? Why?"
Wednesday: "Well, I picked you you on the other hand, picked me."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bianca: "What's it like dating Enid?"
Wednesday: "One time she referred to sand as 'heterosexual glitter'"
Bianca: ...
Wednesday: "I'm unfortunately in love with her."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yoko: "Okay, let's play would you rather! Would you rather-"
Enid: "Kiss Wednesday."
Yoko: "I haven't said anything yet."
Enid: "Kiss Wednesday."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "Enid and I don't use pet names."Eugene: "I see. Hey, what do bees make?"Wednesday: "Honey?"
Enid: "Yes, babycakes?"
Wednesday: ...
Eugene: "Don't ever lie to my face again."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "I've been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now, since way before we were married."
Enid: "What?"
Wednesday: "Haven't you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it?"
Enid: "You said they were maple seeds!"Wednesday: "There's no such thing!"
