Wednesday and Enid haven't gone public with their relationship yet. That all comes tumbling down when Yoko catches them making out in their room.
Yoko, practically kicking the door open: "Girl, you won't believe wha- oh my god."
Enid, claws out and extremely flustered: "I THOUGHT VAMPIRES WEREN'T ALLOWED IN UNLESS THEY'RE INVITED!"
Yoko, looking like Christmas came early: "I knew it! How long have you been together?"Wednesday, uniform half off and looking quite disheveled: "Tanaka, if you don't make yourself scarce in two seco-"
Yoko: "Divina, get down here! You owe me ten bucks! These bitches are fucking!"
Enid holds Wednesday back from absolutely annihilating her nosey best friend.
Divina, in the distance: "Yoko, stop teasing Wednesday, you're going to pass away."
Yoko, straightening up and saluting nothing in particular: "I will have died doing what I love."Enid, face red as a tomato: "Yoko, please go so I can convince Wednesday not to stake you in your sleep."
Yoko, flinging a condom at their feet: "Wrap it up, girlies!"
Wednesday lunges at the vampire with a knife, barely held back by Enid.
Divina, dragging a cackling Yoko away from the doorway, looking sympathetic: "Congrats, by the way."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: *is Wednesday*
Enid: *dreamy sigh* "You're so hot when you're mean."
Wednesday: "What?"
Enid: "Nothing! I didn't say anything."
Wednesday: "I heard you say something."
Enid: *panicking* "It was the voices! The ones in your head. No other explanation for it."
Wednesday: "Don't be ridiculous. The voices in my head aren't sexually attracted to me, Enid."
