Enid: "i'm asking permission to marry your daughter."
Gómez: "what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you've asked, no you can't. beat me in a duel first."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid, stroking Wednesday's hair: "You're so cute and pretty."
Wednesday, sleepily: "I could beat the shit out of you."
Enid, lovingly: "I know."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Man sure is dark in here."
Wednesday: ...
Enid: "I'm not scared or anything."
Wednesday: ...
Enid: "I mean who is scared of the dark these days? Not me no sir."
Wednesday: "Do you want me to hold your hand?"
Enid: "Yes please."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "What time is it?"
Wednesday: "I don't know, pass me my cello and we'll find out." *Plays the cello loudly and extremely out of tune*
Xavier: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE CELLO AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!"Wednesday: "It's 2 am."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flight attendant: "Please make sure all small items are secure!"
Enid: *grabs Wednesday next to her and holds her tightly against her chest*
Enid: "Do you feel secure?"
Wednesday : "I will hit you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "You named your boat the Black Cat."
Enid: "Yes."
Wednesday : "So...you like cats?"
Enid: "Yes?"
Wednesday : *intense eye contact while slowly pushing a glass off the table*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Wend's, come over"
Wednesday : "I can't, i'm burying a body"
Enid: "My mom isn't home"
Wednesday : "I know"
