Enid: "Wednesday, what are you doing"Wednesday *laying face down on the floor*: "It's a coping mechanism."
Enid: "For what?"
Wednesday: "Life."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Weems: "imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost throughout your life."Yoko: "wow, my childhood innocence"
Enid: "and my will to live! I haven't seen this in years."
Divina: "I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Wednesday: mental stability, my old friend!"Weems: *nervously* "Okay girls, could ya lighten up a little?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid sighs loudly while doom scrolling on her phone
Goody Addams: "I see how you mourn the absence of my kinswoman"
Enid spits out her juice: "Aaaugh who the fudge are you??"
Goody: "I am the ancestor of your roommate"Enid: "woah. So you are the Ghost of Wednesdays Past?"
Goody: "you spake the King's English but I do not ken your words"
Enid: "Okies. How about we watch some movies so you pick up on modern terms?"
Goody: "what is a movie?"
Ten hours later Wednesday encounters Enid passed out on her bed with Goody intensely staring at a laptop
Wednesday: "Goody! What have you done to Enid?"
Goody frowns over the head of a snoring
Enid: "Quiet, young Raven. You'll awaken your lady love."
Wednesday: "You cannot just occupy my side of the bed!"
Goody: "I said hush. I shall leave soon. Heathers is not done and I relish the mayhem of J.D."Wednesday: "never an exorcist when you need one"
