Wednesday: "Why are you standing on the table?"
Enid: "I am a werewolf. I can stand wherever I want to –"
Wednesday: "Where is the spider?"
Enid: "Oh my God, it's right under the table, can you please, please kill it?!"
Wednesday: "Fine."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yoko: "Okay, let's play would you rather! Would you rather-"
Enid: "Kiss Wednesday."
Yoko: "I haven't said anything yet."
Enid: "Kiss Wednesday."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "Enid is no longer my girlfriend."Bianca: "Oh, I'm sorry. What happened."Wednesday: "What do you mean?"
Bianca: "Why did you guys break up?"
Wednesday: "I didn't say we broke up."
Bianca: "But you just said she's not your girlfriend anymore."
Wednesday: "That is correct. She is not my girlfriend anymore. She is my wife."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid, Yoko and Wednesday are sat in Weems office, covered in ash, smelling heavily of smoke. Weems: "Now, I'll ask again, what did you do?"Wednesday: "Just some light arson, nothing too incriminating"
Yoko: "Yeah, nothing anyone will really notice"
Weems, taking a deep breath: "Miss Sinclair"
Enid: "Yes?"
Weems: "What did you do"
Enid: "I didn't do anything"
Weems: "You're covered in ash Miss Sinclair"Wednesday: "We couldn't leave her in the dorm alone"
Yoko: "Yeah, she's like a puppy, she gets sad when she's left"
Weems, very obviously stressed: "You know what, just go, I can't deal with this"
