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Enid's pickup line progression:
*trying to get the girl*
Enid: "Ya know what this is made of?" *points the shirt*
Wednesday: *not even paying attention*
Enid: *pouts* "...girlfriend material."
*has the girl*
Enid: "Damn girl!"
Wednesday: *peeks an eye over her book*
Enid: "are you a guillotine, cause you give killer head"
Wednesday: *blushes*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Enid kisses Wednesday softly*
Yoko: "weren't you two having an argument earlier?"
Enid: "Shit, you're right."
*Enid kisses Wednesday aggressively*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thing : "You're driving a car and then you see Tyler and Wednesday in the middle of the road. Which do you hit?"
Enid : "Easy. Definitely Tyler. I could never hurt Wednesday."
Yoko : "The breaks, Enid!"
Thing : "You hit the breaks"
Enid : "Oops" *Nervous laugh*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Well you know...we all need a hand sometimes"
Thing: *thumps angrily*
Enid: "I'm sorry! It was right there!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "Who hurt you?"
Enid: "Do you want a list?"
Wednesday, cracking her knuckles: "Yes, I do."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "It's so dumb."
Enid: "So dumb, it's brilliant!"
Wednesday: "NO! IT'S JUST DUMB!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enid: "Stop paying for things with gold doubloons!"
Wednesday: "How else would I pay for goods and services???"
Enid: "You will never understand the value of a dollar will you?"
Wednesday: "What's a dollar??"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wednesday: "Yes well, we are also very close. One time Enid saw me in my bathing suit."
Enid: "No I didn't you made me turn around."

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