It's Ok, He Already in my DM's [BXB]

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Austin's POV
We chuckle and we all go into dunkin and I say "ok, who's your celebrity crush? Like you want to marry them, not your 'oh they're hot' celebrity crush." She says "Timothee Chalamet. All the way." I say "he's so cute. Good taste." Eric keeps a hand on my lower back and she mumbles "oh my god. Look at him. Black hair and tattoos." I say "he is cute, I'll say that much. Also, literally do it." She chuckles and he comes over to the register and says "what can I get you?"

She says "can I get an iced chai latte and maybe your phone number?" I mumble "wow" making Eric giggle slightly. He says "I could never" quietly and I say "boy, you pulled a sup, baby girl in my friends comment section. That's arguably worse." He laughs saying "damn right I did" pulling me closer. Kristina says "boys, what do you want?" I say "get me one of those chai lattes please." Eric says "you know what I want, Kris" and she orders for us then pays. The guy says "they'll be done in a few. We're a little short staffed" smiling and writes his number on her receipt. She says "I see that" smiling and she says "I'll text you later."

He smiles saying "k" looking down then walking away. A girl puts our drinks on the counter and we go and sit in a corner where he can't see us. She says "he melts my heart. He's so freaking cute." Eric says "last names aren't on the tag, so we can't just look up his Instagram." I say "man after my own heart. You talk to me too much." He chuckles saying "I learn from the best." Kristina says "Eric, when you workout do you listen to music or read or what do you do?" Eric chuckles saying "I listen to science podcasts and if I need to be angry, I'll listen to Joe Rogan or Impaulsive. Just dumbasses that think they're cool and just have awful taste in literally everything."

I say "you could listen to Ben Shapiro." Eric says "I did that and that's how I got my squat PR." I laugh saying "he's the dumbest person I can think of and I used to be friends with someone who clipped my brakes in the school parking lot. Why didn't I get a restraining order? She tried to kill me" chuckling and Eric says "well, she's dealing with the law right now. You don't need a restraining order if she's in jail for attempted murder." I say "I also have you. I'm fulfilled."

Eric says "I'm not going anywhere, you'll always have me as long as you want me." Kristina says "I'm gonna barf." I say "oh shush. What's the tea on your guy anyway?" She says "well, he's nothing special. He was the first guy to ask me out that I thought I'd be alright with. I didn't like him or anything but I thought what the hell? He was cute enough and nice enough. I think he just wanted a girlfriend." I say "girl, did you ever sleep with him?" She says "yeah, only guy I've slept with."

I say "well, was it good?" She says "I haven't had enough experience to know." I say "honey, you'd know if it was good. You've only slept with one person twice. You wouldn't of responded if it was good. You'd be a blushing mess right now." Kristina says "well, don't you have to learn each others rhythm? That takes time. How many people have you been with?" I say "that's a myth. Like three. I've had good luck with mine though. If it doesn't feel good, it's not good. There's no 'just the way it is' or 'you have to learn each others bodies' bullshit. Sure, there's learning how to do certain things but it's not you not enjoying every single part of it."

Kristina says "he'd be like nah babe, I'm more experienced than you and he's not doing anything for me. Like both times, it wasn't exciting for me." Eric says "even if it's average, if you like the person, you'll still enjoy it. I am not talking about you." I say "ok" chuckling and Kristina says "you're serious when you say you don't learn each others thing? How am I supposed to know if he doesn't tell me?"

I say "oh no, this is a boy you're dating. You need a man. You're supposed to talk to each other all through it. You don't learn it because you just know what they want when they tell you or whatever. When you say no or tell them it hurts, they should stop. It's that simple. Welcome to sex, there's a lot more than figuring out how it works."

She says "ok, if none of  it's so bad, what was your first time like?" Eric says "god, mine was not great" quietly. I say "I want the story later." He says "yeah, if you remember" winking at me. I roll my eyes saying "mine was with my ex friends brother. The one I was telling you about. I'm pretty sure he did it with a girl before but we were just experimenting and one thing led to another. It was really good. I don't remember anything about it being boring that's for sure. I liked him but it was never anything romantic."

Kristina says "not gonna lie, he's kinda small" and I laugh so hard saying "you don't even have a reference guide." She says "but it was so small that I didn't even feel anything." Eric says "I can't be in this conversation anymore" and Kristina and I are just giggling. I chuckle saying "you can go, go start the car. We'll be out in a second." He smiles and kisses me then leaves. I say "ok, uncensored tea. What do you got for me?" She says "ok, so like we were fucking, right? It barely felt like the length of a finger. I don't think it was hard cause it felt fucking weird."

We giggle and I say "not how it works. Does he look like he works out?" She says "yeah" and I say "that's called steroids. Tell me more." She says "so like, he has facial hair but he doesn't keep it very well. He's very blue collar but doesn't always know what basic hygiene is. I'm gonna break up with him. He had like a micro though." I laugh saying "well, the new one looks like he's packing a bit" quietly.

She says "you have a boyfriend and who do you know?" I say "oh you learn, that's at least five inches. I'm fully satisfied with my boyfriend, I don't need that one. He's all yours." Kristina says "how can you guess?!" I say "I just know. I've been gay a little too long." She laughs saying "you can't teach me that. I'll use that power way too much." I say "now, when we walk out. Give him a little acknowledgement but not too much. Just like a little wave or a smile, ok?"

She nods saying "I've got this" and we go to leave and she  just smiles and waves at him. I mumble "beautiful. You have it bagged" and she chuckles. I say "nothing like a smile and wave" high fiving her and she chuckles. Eric says "are you too ready yet?" I go over to him saying "yeah" and I kiss him. He says "ok, is there anything we want to do now?"