Fuck You, Dixon! (Daryl Dixon x reader)

Chapter 100: Hypocrite

Song: Hypocrite, by Annika Rose.

A/N: Holy shit I can't believe we're at chapter 100! I just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone reading and that I love you all SO much!

ALSO! I've officially started my own story that is inspired by this one and creates and follows the reader as a main character. It will be her own original story in her own (apocalyptic) world.

Of course you don't have to read it, but for those who are interested, it's called "The Bitten Ones".

I hope you like it if you do try it and thank you if you do!

Anyway, enough sappy stuff! Let's get into the FUN.

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After cleaning up the watchtower, the first thing I did was hunt Glenn down. I thought T was probably exaggerating a little about his siren wailing, but...when I found him in his cell, sure enough, he was wailing and ugly sobbing like someone had ripped up his favourite pokemon card...

I wasn't entirely sure why he was so bothered about me being gone for a while, I mean, if anything I thought he'd just take advantage of it for some "alone time" with Maggie...but...it did warm my heart a little knowing he missed having me around.

I cleared my throat and leaned against the door, a small smile tugging at my lips.
"Miss me that much?"
Glenn's head immediately snapped in my direction, fulling showing his tear and snot covered face.
"Jellybeanie!"
He ran over to me with his arms out.
"You're back!"
I scrunched my face and side stepped him.
"You are not hugging me like that."
He spun around and quickly lunged at me again.
"Huggies!"
My eyes widened in horror aa I tried to escape his snotty grasp.
"Nooo, ew ew ewew."
He laughed evilly as he latched onto me, rubbing his face into my shirt.
"Ha ha! Suffer!"
I groaned loudly trying to fight him off.
"You're disgusting! You're supposed to be like a sibling but less irritating."
He laughed evilly once more.
"Consider it payback for being gone so long! How dare you have the audacity to not be by my side!"
I wriggled in his grasp dramatically.
"I'm melting! I'm melting!"
"Don't be so dramatic! It's not that bad."
He let go and smirked at me.
"Now you can take me with you wherever you go."
I gave him a displeased look, then kicked his ankle.
"Gross."
He chuckled, then cleaned himself up before giving me a proper hug, his voice going soft when he spoke.
"I missed you, Jellybean."
I smiled and gently hugged him back.
"I missed you too, Sunshine."

We stayed like that for a moment, then I pulled away and began to search his cell with an evil grin on my face.
"Now...where's your pokemon cards?"
He gasped in horror as he tried to stop me searching.
"Don't touch them you monster!"
I laughed and continued to search.
"You just ruined my favourite shirt!"
"Just wash it!"
"I will...Once I get my vengeance."
He dramatically gasped, pretending to faint on his bed.
"Heartless monster! You're worse than the walkers!"

I chuckled and found his cards, but instead of doing anything, I added a new card to the pile. When Glenn noticed, he raised a brow and walked over, stopping his dramatics.

I watched him closely with a smile on my face as he picked up the card, then instantly screeched and excitedly flapped his arms like a penguin.

It was times like this I wish I had a camera...for blackmail and embarrassing memories if nothing else.

He instantly hugged me, wrapping his arms around me tightly, rocking me in place as he bounced from joy.

During the times I slipped away to find parts to build T a hand, I also managed to find a deck of pokemon cards in an abandoned car. I don't know what dumbass kid decided to grab pokemon cards of all things at the end of the world, but, then again...