stanley is the manlys POV🥰
i finally caught Big Dick Randy, YAYAYAY.
"UNHAND ME, MARSH." he screamed.
"naur." i simply said.
i pulled a gun, and aimed it at his head. (totally not digbar lyrics🥰)
he slapped the gun out of my hand, he then looked down at me., shivering from the cold. lol could never. he booty raped me again. owie. my ass is still sore from the last booty rape.
he said "whats my name?"
i said "Big Dick Randy! unhand me! disband me!" he got me in the air dangling by my damn feet!
the pulled out, then gave my ass a slap, owie.
i ran as fast as my lil feetises can take me.
as soon as i got inside my house i saw my dad sitting on the couch. oh shit.
"where the hell were you stanley?" he yells.
"uh erm... out?"
"uh-huh. tell me the truth or you're grounded, young sir." he said looking kinda angy.
"uhh word. craigs house."
"no, you dumbass. craig is out in hawaii with his boyfriend."
"oh yea, kinda forgot about twink- i mean tweek."
"..."
"welp, ima go up to my room." i said, in a rush.
i ran upstairs and layed in my bed. kinda hard ngl. so i jacked off, totally not to the thought of big randy.
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Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots
Fanfictioni made this originally on character ai as a joke😭 STAN IS OBVIOUSLY AGED UP TO LIKE 18
