(im pulling straight outta my ass, so myb if if its ass.)
kennys pov😼
stans dumbass wants to go to somewhere thats a ten hour drive. i only agreed because of the free food.
the cars like this, randy and stan are up front, me, butters and pip are in the back. butters in the middle becuase hes the smallest.
"yo gng let a homie get dat aux."staig says, randy hands him the aux.
now, lemme just say, what happens next is shocking.
stan opens his phone to some pay gorn. but since yall are a bit slow, ima spell it out for you.
gay porn😨😨
shocking, i know. but then, he goes onto spotify and plays the last thing he was listening to. and ima hold your hand while i say this. he was listening to gojo breathing.
i started crying. like bawling.
"stan you dumbass, bum ass faggot. this is why your sister died, and this is why your mom killed herself."
"PIP WHAT?!"
"nahhh what."
"thats wild."
"oh hamburgers."
"lets listen to jt music." stan says, clearing his throat.
we listened to them the rest of the way.
stan cried to join us for a bite.
and the christmas song.
and the remix song.
and another five nights.
and five long nights.
and five more nights.
and we dont bite.
and after hours.
and you belong here.
and slenderman vs freddy rap battle. (he cried the hardest during this one.)
(i dont feel like putting the rest of the songs in the album, but theyre all bops)
anyways.
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