so, me and randy are laying on my bed, i was peacefully scrolling on Pinterest, giggling at the most foul things. when randy kicks me, bastard prolly fell asleep. he full on kicks me off the bed.
i tumble down, landing on my hands, but my arms give out, i land where xxxtentacion got shot.
(don't cancel me, please i love x😭)
my back arches, and while my neck is on the ground, my toesie woeises touch the ground next to my ear. since i have socks on, my piggly wigglys slip. my whole body kinda does a roll, thing, where my shoulders get off of the floor.
so i was laying on my back, but i crack my noggin off the floor. ouchies.
"zamn, you good?"
i start tweaking out a bit. "what do you think? you just watched me break my back, carpet grippers, and my noggin, so pookie, what do you think?"
"oh, my bad."
i continue to twerk out, my eye twitching, and my head titling like the titled towers.
anyways, i go to sleep, and pasta way, i swear i saw god for a sec. anyways, im somehow, still alive.😜
(if theres any spelling mistakes, lemme know💋)
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