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(where i got the chapter name)
kenny wennys POV💋
so like, butters has been complaining about his ass hurting, and im feeling like im in a fanfic.
anyways, stan invited me and butters to a haunted house.
so i hopped up in the whip, picked up butters, and pulled up to the spot.
i saw stans dad. "hi kids! do you like violence?" he greeted.
"why're you singing fnaf songs?" i ask.
"...thats a eminem lyric..."
"its also a jt music lyric."
"anyways, lets get going." stan said.
so we, as in stan, big randy, butters, and me, got into stans car. im honestly so surprised he has a car. hes like, so fucking slow. i bet you $1000 he has almost/got hit by a car.
butters trys to get into the car, but slips on the ice, and his shoes fly off of his feetises. he lands on his back, i bet ive done worse to his back though. i crawl over the seats, since we are sitting in the back. im literally holding so many demons not to laugh. tears are literally coming to my eyes. i hold out my hand for him to grab. he grabs it. youll never fucking guess what my so smart, beautiful, handsome, boyfriend did. he fell again. god fucking damnit, i aint finna make it. a tear streamed down my face as i try not to smile. "are you okay hun?" i say.
"yeah." he says, almost crying.
he finally gets into the car. stan and randy are laughing their fucking asses off. i wish i could laugh at butters falling like that.🥺
once we get to the haunted house.
(MY DAD JUST CAME INTO ROOM WHILE I WAS LISTENING TO DIGBAR, OH LAWD.)
we get out of the car, butters slips again. oh lawd. he gets up, looks at me crying. grill, i didnt push you, you know that. i pick pookie up, hug him, yada yada.
we go inside, three goddamn turns in, and all we see is twink- i mean tweek and craig making out. not what i wanted to see on my saturday afternoon.
randy starts walking up to tweek, and he grabs a bit of his hair and pulls it. gyatt dayum. i fucking runaway, like that one kanye song. butters was right behind me.
later when i got home, i heard that randy got his ass beat by craig, who is like a foot shorter then him, and not as strong so....
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but accidents will happen when you got alot of dick😈
