my sister got caught watching lesbian porn, that is crazy!! atleast i dont get caught watching gay porn...
anyways!!
i pulled up to butters' house. i got out, and walked to the door. i knocked, and stephen (i literally had to have assswiper look up his name😭) opens the door.
"hi sir!" i say smiling.
"you want butters?"
"yep, we're going to a sleepover at stans house!"
"okay, no buttfucking, right?"
"yep! no assraping!"
"okay." he turns around, shouts up the stairs. "BUTTERS! YOUR BOYFRIENDS HERE!"
"OKAY!" he yells back.
he runs down the stairs. falling, because his knees gave out.
he took a bit of a tumble, i caught him by the shoulders so he didnt break his noggin.
after we get into the car, we turn on the 'brother diss' by yuno miles.
"me and my brother just fought, and im mad cause i lost." i sing, cutely.
when we get to stans crib, i grab butters' hand so he doesnt take a tumble.
butters had a backpack on, he was holding shoes, and slips on ice, cranks that stanky, and falls on his back. im cackling, i cant hold it in anymore.
he gets up, tears running his face. i open my arms to hug him, and he walks towards me, huggijg me. (ik i fucked up that spellijg but atp i aint bouta fix it)
we walk in, and see tweek and craig making out on the couch.
i look over, and clyde and tolkien making out.
"i thought fags werent alound?" i say to butters. he just rolls his eyes.
"where're stan and randy?"
"uhh closet, i think stans giving randy a bj."
"oh."
"we should all go and fuck with them."
"sure."
"actually guys." craig says. "me and tweek are dipping,."
"oh, tweek aint finna be able to walk tomorrow."
craig rolls his eyes and him and tweek walk out.
"you know, me and clyde are gonna head home."
"okay."
after they leave we hear knock at the door. we opened that shit, and its fartman- i mean fatman- i mean cartwheel- i mean cartman. my apologies. (just rapped that)
"hey guys." fartman says.
"hey cartwheel." butters says.
"so we think that randy and stan are fucking, wanna cum- i mean, come check with us?" i say.
"sure." fatman says.
we all walk upstairs, and hear groaning. theyre for sure fucking.
we slowly open the closet door.
"fags?!?!" porky says.
"goddamnit!" randy yells, getting up and shoving all three of us in the closet, as stan wipes his lips.
he shuts the door.
"randy!! you locked us in here!!" stan yells, trying to open the door.
"oh."
"fuck."
stan calls his mom, sharon. and when she answers puts it on speaker.
"uhh, mom?"
"what stanley? you know im in the middle of something important." she says aggressively.
"this is sorta important."
"what stanley?"
"me, tubby, kenny, randy, and butters are stuck in a closet. and beanbag chair is taking up the whole closet. i cant breathe right! you know i have asthma!"
sharon sighs. "ill get your dad. hes near the house."
"okay thanks."
i get pinned against the wall, by butters.
"what the hell, butters?"
he starts to make out with me.
i pull away.
"what?"
"myb!" he yells. like he literally said my be.
"i cant breathe!" fatass yells.
"youre not the one with asthma!" stan yells.
after a hour, of the dude thats as wide as the twin towers, combined. screaming about his gonna die, and the rest of us yelling back that we were hoping for it, randy, stans dad opens the closet door.
"finally!!" the bitch who is as wide as 99 a/c's yells.
(i made this at almost 2am and i gotta wake up early!!)
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