Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

back for another blowjob? i just got cleaned up, god

(my butters plushie is staring at me funny🙁)

yeahs pov (stans🤩)

(i think i might make this one a little more traumatic, so if it is, im probably not gonna proofread. i usually do i just don't correct it,🥰 (sometimes, i misspell aloootttt) im thinking this gon' be whiplash, so be prepared, or not. i dont care.)

so wendy broke up with me a year ago today, ive gotten over her, and also realized im gay. but still🙁. im listening to empty by juice wrld, also my juice wrld playlist is on repeat. anyways, is it weird when shelly used to watch dragon ball z, i used to have a crush on piccolo?

(this bitch who i totally didnt have a crush om when i was younger and thats totally not why i put it in here😍)

like, gyatt. anyways. i was singing and got a call. "from the unknownwowowowown." i sing like im yuno miles, then kenny calls me.
"what the fuck do you want, kenny?" i say as i answer, not caring to turn off the music. (my kenny plushie also happens to be watching my make this😭😭)

"so, you want your weekly dose? or more, or less?" he asked, cause i may have weed, but i aint got cocaine.

"uh, more. my nose has been hurting though. its prolly because of the nose ring."

"what. youre not supposed to do cocaine if you have a nose piercing. if its not because you made the piercing infected, its becayse you're literally doing cocaine? are you a bit slow?"

"jeez kenny. i know it's infected. damnnn."

"youre not getting any cocaine now."

"awwhh🥺🙁😣"

"unless you say sorry."

"im sorry🥺"

"nah fuck you bitch. kys." and he hangs up. dayumm. what the hell. like myb, youre not my mom, dont punish me. thats not my kink.

anywhore.

[as] "i put in alot of time here." i sing, vibing to jt music. i get a text from my mom, it says, and i quote. "stanley randal william marsh. bring that ass down stairs. we know what youve been doing on an app called 'wattpad' and a website called 'ao3' your sister told me about those things. your ass is getting beaten." well shit man, guess this my last day on earth. kinda hated it but, bye world. i head downstairs, got an ass whoopin but, im still here, sadly. 

anygay.

i started texting old creepy men on snapchat, cried a few times cause of dickpics/sex toy pics.

"stan, me and your dad are going to work, yoyr sister is getting away from you since youre prolly gonna bring that guy who rapes people around!" my mom yells, i say 'aight' and go on with my day. and of course, i call randy over.

i hear a knock at the door, and i run over to open it, as soon as i open it, randy foxy jumpscares me. tackling me to the floor. "hey hun." he says.

"hey bbg, with the bbc." (we just hit 500 words lezzgoooo👍👍🥺😍👍👍😭😏💋😡😨😏💋🥵😝 its also 5am and i should be asleep cause i got cheer🥰)

"what if i dick you down." i look at him in shock, cause what the fuck. in front of everyone😨

"what."
so like fiveteen (i forgot how to spell that number 🙁.) minutes later, mid bootyraping, my mom comes home.
barely being able to walk, i stumble down stairs. "hey mom, what are you doing home so early?"

"i was feeling a bit sick, so i came home early."

"oh alright." as soon as those words left my cum smelling mouth, all my mom, and sister hear is randy hitting the ground from the roof. "well, i should go check that out." i walk out of the house, and basically just made him leave, but we up.

randy took me out to dinner at like 12am or something, he then ate my ass, then raped people.

ykyk.

so i got put into a group chat, it didnt really have a name. it just had a guy i didnt know, and three girls i know, but they seemed to have known him. after a little of fucking around in it, i added randy, the guy added another guy, and they talked about like sex toys and shit. also the first guy 'accidentally' sent a photo of the k x3, so im scared. and when i said oh my god he yelled at me. later, he sent the n-word with the hard r, and again when i said woah and oh my god, cause that shit is wild, i got kicked. so did randy. but the girls that were still in the group said that they sent dickpics. (this part was based off a true story and is the reason why i didnt update last night, also assswiper was there🙁)

so i might jump off a clif, anyways.

(im ending now cause i need to sleep😍)