Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

Shoulda thought once or twice now your balls are gonna get diced

stanleys POV😈

i woke up at like 3pm as usual. i check my phone and see i got a text from big randy.

pookie wookie😫

i can spend the night?
😏

  i guess?
lemme ask my parents.

i go down stairs.

"hey mom?"

"what?"

"can big randy spend the night?"

"go for it, just dont be to loud."

"okay, thank you!" i ran back upstairs.

i text randy.

pookie wookie😫

you can spend the night.
but she said we cant be loud.

bet.

once randy gets here, we go upstairs. we decided to make a bed in the living room later.

so once my family is all in bed, me and randy make the bed on the living room. i brought my ps5 down too, so we'll play some games.

so after we make the bed, we lay down, and decide to play fnaf 2. im pretty good at fnaf 2 so thats good. i finally won the 6th night, YAYAY.

"lets play fnaf 4." randys says. i get up shut off the lights.

"bet."

we're on the 3rd night. and randys playing.

he opens chicas door, shes not there. he opens bonnies door, hes not there. he gets back to the bed, and immediately gets jumpscared by freddy fartbear. freddy fivebear. freddrick fazbearington. freddy fazbear. i got so scared i did a whole ass roll, he got pushed off the bed. i ended up on his side. oh lawd.

"....." he looks at me blankly. "what the fuck. are you okay?"

"yea, i think."