Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

why dont you just whip your dick out

                                randys POV😏

i was vibing to the songs about me, when stan texted me.

i didnt fucking answer, cause fuck him.

i heard a knock at the door, so i open it.

i see sharon, stans mom.

"is everything good?"

"yeah, except for the fact stan got hit by a car."

"what?"

"he was being stupid again, and a drunk driver went onto the sidewalk and hit him."

"is he dead?"

"no."

"thats good."

"i guess."

we ended up going to the hospital, and i go into stans room.

i see stan laying on a white bed, with his ass out.(😱)

after everything m, he ended up being fine.

(sorry i didnt update last night😣)