(i keep forgetting to update sowwy🙁 ive also had this idea in mind for awhile now, but havent gotten around to it, its just been in my notes for like four days or sum)
stans pov🐈
my sister told me to wake her up from a nap yesterday, but when i was supposed to wake her up, i was playing sum like dead by daylight, and talking to my friends. so i just brought my headset with me to her room, turned up my volume, and my friend barked at her until she woke up.
(my brother genuinely did this to me yesterday)i put on lip gloss like the little twink i am, and just sit on my bed and read ao3/wattpad till randy gets here. we have a date tonight.😏
usually when we have dates he buttfucks me until i dislocate my hips, and have bruises. still have some too.
anygays!!
my sister calls for me, i go downstairs, randy is stand gayly at the door.
im talking, feet turned left and right, cracking his fingers, legs completely locked, neck turned like he did a handstand but his arms gave out and he landed on his head or something, his ankles going in like he broke them, through his shoes i could see he was spreading his toes like how i spread my legs- anyways. i stared at him, disturbed, disgusted, disappointed, confused, scared, and a bit horny. "uh, okay. lets just go, i guess. dont wanna have to put down shelley."
"girl, what? whatre gonna put me down for?"
"ive read your smut-shots."
"alright. my bad."
"mhm, anyways. randy, pookie, you ready? you look a bit... gay."
"yeah, anyways." he says.
we get into the car, randy plays hurt me by juice wrld cause hes emo. suddenly, a police officer pulls us over. he walks up to the window. "hey buddys. you guys know why i pulled you over?"
"maybe."
"okay then," he changes the subject, and we all just have random conversations about anything. and dude, ive met legends before, but honestly, before randy raped him to death, he was a legend for not arresting me for burning down preschools, and armed robbery. randy mentioned something about either him or me being armed and dangerous, i think he said it was him, because of his di- nevermind im not finishing that sentence, anyways.🥰
"yeah dude. after, i just couldnt help but think that all girls are the same." randy says talking about how some girl broke his heart or something. i dont know, i wasn't listening to be honest.
"damn, couldnt be me."
"girl-"
"dude, you sound like my sister."
"myb"
it got silent after that. we arrived at the restaurant, and damn that shit was empty.
"damn, this shit is empty."
"yeah."
after dinner, he brought me to his place.
time skip to about three seconds later.
randy cums, i throw up abit, the works you know. he pulls out.
"well, now my throat burns."
"i thought you gave head for money, like three months ago?"
"i did. well, until the prices got high, because i was married to people, and had to give my hoes a bit so they didn't divorce me for cheating. even though i couldve just married the people i gave head to."
"oh."
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Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots
Fanfictioni made this originally on character ai as a joke😭 STAN IS OBVIOUSLY AGED UP TO LIKE 18