Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

am i your roman empire, pookie?

                           stanny mans POV😫

i walk past a twink, shaking my ass.

"stan, i dislike you." he said.

"i hate you," i said lying, he was kinda cute tho.

my ass hurts, probably from him.

oh yeah, i forgot to say, he still bootyrapes people, and apparently im number one on his rape list.

anyways.

randomly, he walks up to me, and buttfucks me. (😱)

afterwards, he gives me a smooch, (😱)

anyways, thats my mans now, dont fuck with him.

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can you guy's comment and tell me what you think about these oneshots🥺

i wanna know if yall are like getting off to it or...

ik this is really short btw i couldnt think of anything else im sorry🥺