Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

*pinches your balls cutely*

randys pov😫

so i made a alt account on playstation cause i got bored, and i added stan on it, so lets hope he texts/calls me because yeah.

so i was humping my wall, practicing for me and stans wedding day, when i got a text. it was from stan, and it was a screenshit. it was him reading hardcore smut, then the most outta pocket name at the top with "wants to be your close friend!". tehe.

then i hear my front door open. so either stans here, and gonna murder me, or a murderer is here, and gonna murder me. im fine with both.
turns out, it was stan. i know cause he saw me humping the wall.

"r-randy?"

"what?"

"do you wanna be my therian girlfriend?"

"shi, i mean, i guess."

15 minutes later~😘

"randy, next time im top. like, i kept tellin you shit, and you weren't listening."

"you know when im concentrating i get a little deaf."

"shi, you right. myb"

i roll over, fall off the bed cause yeah, and get water. of course after getting dressed. im not that fucking weird.

"randy?"

"sharon, girl what the fuck you doing home?"

"yeah,"

"okay."