lets make sure we're being straight rn so socks, and only fucking thighs.

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(idk where the title came from but, yeah😍. anywyays, im half asleep and its like 6am 😘)

kennyntnnes pov😫

i decided to terrorize stan, since its fun. i pull up to his house, scared as hell, because like, what if randys there and theyre fucking? i dont wanna see that.

i knock on the door, his sister answers, i rizz her up a bit, i go upstairs. and im gonna start fucking crying.

i open his door, and all i see is, randy doing that thing where if you only fuck a guys thighs then its like no homo or something, and theyre both wearing socks.

i just turn around, and walk home.



















(my wattpad addition is cum- i mean coming back😍)







(my wattpad addition is cum- i mean coming back😍)

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