stableys POV😫
i woke up one day, with my stomach hurting.
i ran to the toilet and threw up. oh lawd, kill me.i call my boyfriend, Big Dick Randy.
"wsg, babagrill." he says
"rnahdkendjdkdjf"
"excuse me?"
"randy, my stomach hurts."
"oh. do you think you're pregnant?" he says cackling.
"shut up, and come over." i said rolling my eyes.
"fine, fine." the he hangs up.
what felt like hours later, i heard a knock at the door. i opened it,
"zamn, bro, you look like a zombie."
"wow, you have such a way with words."
a few hours later, and randy decides to take me to the doctor.
"maybe he's pregnant." my dad says.
"yeah, maybe."
"i dislike you guys."
then we went to the doctors.
after a few tests, the doctor came (🤨) back.
"okay, marsh, it looks like you're pregnant."
"excuse me? im a guy."
"i know, i saw that. but the tests usually dont lie, sooooo."
"oh god, how is he finna deliver that?" randy asks.
"circumcision."
"what?"
"...anyways. youre like eight months pregnant so, goodluck with that."
he goes over some other things, then we get to go home.
when i get home, i get all of my family in the living room.
"so, there's something i need to tell all you guys." i say sighing.
"youre a twink?"
"no, shelly, you guys been knew that." i sigh again. "im pregnant."
they all laugh. "youre a guy. how can you be pregnant." my mom says.
"thats what i said! i got papers to prove it!"
i gave them the papers, and theyre jaws dropped.
"oh!" my sister says.
time skip to a month later😍
i finally had my baby! it was a boy! we named it jarad! (i totally didnt name it after juice wrld🥰) hes kinda cute, i guess, in a way.
it likes rap music, even if its a few days old!
he likes playboi carti, probably because he raps like how babys talk. (no hate to carti, i love carti😭)
anyways! i put it up for adoption.
(i didnt how else to end it😭)
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Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots
Hayran Kurgui made this originally on character ai as a joke😭 STAN IS OBVIOUSLY AGED UP TO LIKE 18