im walkng towards kennys house so we can pick up the two queers, heh... i could never..😈
i knock on the door, of whatever the hell it is we call kennys house. a woman opens the door, and its kennys sister, karen. one of the few good karens in world.
"hey butters!!"she yells, jumping into my arms. i stumble back abit, her legs wrapping around me. i hold onto her back, cause im not fucking weird.
"hey karen." i walk inside, gently putting her on her feet. "is kenny ready? we're meeting up with randy and stan today." i say, catching my breath.
"uhm, yeah! i think he is! but ill check!" geez, and people think i have alot of energy, la blanca is full of it. she runs upstairs, i hear loud and aggressive knocking, while she yelled at him. "KENNY, BUTTERS IS HEAR. STOP JERKING OFF, YA MAN-WHORE!" then i hear the door open, and him telling her off for yelling like that, then they both ran down stairs.
"hey butters." kennys says walking up to me, kissing on the head like the fag he is.
"hey ken, hows your day been? your arm hurt from jacking your shit?"
"totally," he says ignoring what i said. "welp, lets get going. dont wanna be late or something." la homo said we could pick him up anytime so, lil homie lyin.
we dip, ykyk, we pick up the homos- i mean homies.
"why does butters get shotgun?"
"cause i actually like butters."
after a little while, i fell asleep, but i wake up to the car swerving.
kenny ends up hitting the metal thing next to the road, the car goes flying, once it hits the ground, it starts doing flips. cartwheels, backflips, frontwalkovers, everything.
we land upside down, but everyone survived, sadly.
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