as some of you know, me and randy have a six year old kid. his name is Rat.🥰
we're going to a place called 'fredbears family diner' i think its called, anyways, we're going because its his sixth birthday.
i walk out to the car, holding rats hand. randy is already in the car, because he had to put shit in the trunk.
after rat is buckled, and we start pulling out (😨) of the driveway, i hear a song i know to well. i heard the beat of it earlier, but i didnt think it was the gay version. i just hear "i said stroke 40 guys, two big fags,"
"rat, what are you listening to?"
"uhm."
"i am gonna put you down."
"oh."
i hear him change the song, he changed it to armed and dangerous by juice, so he's definitely my child.
after listening to random music randy was playing, we finally got there.
it looked a bit gay, but its fine i guess. im not real fond of gays.. (don't cancel me🥺)
anyways, im totally not gay.
we walk inside, randy is holding rats hand, im skipping cause i kinda dont like that child.
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we walk in, and get greeted (giving me flashbacks to the matt stone meat and greet.) by the waitress. "hi! three people?" she says.
"yeah, its lil homies birthday."
"oh, sweet."
she walks us to our table, takes out order for drinks and pizza.
"can we go see bonnie? or fredbear?"
"hmm, do you want your frontal lobe gone?"
"randy shut the fuck up, but yeah, we sgould go see fredbear, since it is his diner."
rat just grinned at me, god he does look like a rat.
after we eat, we walk up to fredbear, i always kinda had a crush on fredbear.🥺
randy holds rat up to fredbears mouth. "give fredbear a big kiss!" but it was hot in the room, so rat was sweating. sweat got on the springlocks, causing a springlock failure. making fredbears jaw close, crushing rats head. taking his frontal lobe.
a week after, i started singing this stupid song so i could ponder.
"oh, i wish i lived in the present, with the gift of my past mistakes, but the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes."
i actually kind miss him, its crazy.
anyways, i divorced randy, and married fredbear.😍
(i just got done crying and finished a chapter.🥰 also my neck hurts cause i did a deathdrop but fucked it up, and landed straight onto my back, smacking my noggin against the floor. ate up. but all i heard before i landed was "YASSS EAT UP." and then a loud ass smack, as i hit the floor🥰)
