my ass hurts.😣

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                          big randys POV😫

i woke up, then realized i was next to someone, whoopsie daisy!

but my ass hurts, so thats kinda funky, i look over to see someone, i never expected to be a top.

stan, stan marsh, stanley the most manly marsh!

😏

i can't believe it! im 7'0 and hes like 5'3 at most!

lemme stop hes like 5'4.

"uhh." i say confused, but, yk.

"welp, did you expect that?"

"kill your-" i got cut off by someone yelling.

"STANLEY, COME DOWNSTAIRS, WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING!"

"oh shit, that was my mom."  i laugh at him, imagine, could never.

he ran downstairs, then i heard him run right back upstairs.

"uhh, so my mom doesnt want you here."

"mkay, i didnt wanna be here."

"oh."

"yeah."

i get dressed, walks past his mom and dad, and run home. soon after i get home i get a text from stan. oh lawd.

                              stanny boyy😱

im surprised you coulf walk

please take spelling lessons, im ashamed reading that.

bet only cause my bbg wants me too

                                                                i hate you

i stop texting him for my own mental health.
then i jack off, eat, take a nap, thats about the rest of my day.

                   stanley king rats POV😝

my mom called me downstairs because my sister is leaving for college, but
i no no wanna :'( buttfuck someone again, that shit hurt, anyways, i ate, jacked off, played fortnite, then fell asleep.

i wake up the next day, feeling a little more gay.

i brush my teeth, then text kyle.

                                       sbf😫

hey bbg

dude arent you dating someone?

                                                                    maybe
then why arent you texting them?

                                  theyre probably buttfucking 
                                     someone

excuse me?

                                                         yorue exaudefe

😨😨
dude how in gods name did you fuck up that badly?

im not sure
zamn
imagine
could never

i hope you break all
your toes

shit myb fam

yeah your b😒





i stop texting kyle, and buttfuck randy, cause why not?

(i pulled this whole chapter out of my ass, and its still bad😣)

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