randys POV😫
i woke up, at like 3am, so kawaii! the demons finna get me, but whatever.
so i did the logical thing and jerked off, obviously.
afterwards, i texted stan.
babagrill💋
wsg bbg
wsg babagrill
i think i accidentally burnt
my noodles
huh?
how the fuck did you manage that?
i forgor about the water
i also put it in for like 7 minutes
oh
uhh
so kawaii!<3
yeah, yeah wtv
my ass hurts
did you cum over last night?
yea myb
oh aight
i stop texting him, because why not.
i ran over to his house, knocked on the door.
and a woman opened it.
"who the fuck are you?"
"uhh randy? big randy to be exact."
"um, ok, why you here?"
"is stan-"
"shouldve known. that rat always doing bad shit." she sighs, looking down, then she looks back up with a smile. "im his sister by the way."
"oh, nice to meet you."
"yeah, ill go get him." she then ran upstairs leaving, the door open, then i saw her opening the door without knocking, oh god. stan came running down stairs seconds later.
"hey, lil homie."
"hey, big homie." he gave me a hug.
"uh, stan, who is this?" his sister said.
"randy." he said.
she rolled her eyes the ran upstairs.
stan gave me a sweet kick in the balls, then we went upstairs. as soon as we made it upstairs, i jumped into his bed and fell asleep.
stanleys POV🥰
man, who does he think he is? he fell asleep in my bed. so i grabbed my hat and threw it at his noggin. he immediately woke up.
"stan, what the hell?"
"you fell asleep on MY bed." i rolled my eyes.
"yeah, so?"
"i dislike you."
"i love you too, no homo.🥰"
(i really need to stop making new chapters at 2am😭 i gotta wake up early tomorrow but like its wtv🥰)
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Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots
Fanfictioni made this originally on character ai as a joke😭 STAN IS OBVIOUSLY AGED UP TO LIKE 18
