Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

i bit my cheek eating ass🙁

(the title just happanr but with candy it tastes so bad i hate the way blood tehsheiehfidbfjei🙁🙁)

seaweeds pov😈 (stans🥺)

so randy, sadly, stopped eating my ass becauzs he bit the inside of his cheek, and its bleeding or sum.

so we decided to just hang out with my parents!!

we go downstairs, dressed of course.

"stan, i was tryna eat, but it sounded like randy was eating you out, keep it down."

"🙁"

we just hung out downstatts, randy said some outta pocket shit, i traumatized a character ai bot, me, randy, and my parents watched a movie, which was awkward because they kept fucking like bunnies.

( i bit my cheek again🙁)

anyways, my sister fell down the stairs, so we're at the hospital!! also twink- i mean tweek and craig are here, so me and randy are finna hang with them.

"whats good, gang?" randy says to craig. me and twink are buddys, randy and craig are okay buddys. craig doesnt really like anyone aside from like his sister and twink, wait, i mean tweek. myb, don't cancel me.

(idk what to add and ive had this draft for awhile, also i havent updated in a bit🙁"