Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

25 hours in roblox?!😨

kenneth mcwhoredicks POV😘

so, like, i know im a whore and shit. but, have you seen stans older sister?

literally like one time, i fought her. outta pocket.

anyways, me and butters, are going to a cornmaze, with stan, his boyfriend randy, and stans parents. sharon, and randy. big randy his stans boyfriend, by the way.

"aight butters, hop up in whip."

"okay."

he gets into the car, and buckles his seatbelt.

i drive to where we were supposed to meet up.

when i get there i see stan, big randy, randy, and sharon.

i get out the car, and once butters is out the car, i grab his hand.

"hi guys!" butters says.

"hey kenny, hey butters." stan says, like the little twink he is.

"hey stanley, hey big randy."

we all greet each other. and in all acting like i didnt eat butters' ass last night.

once we're in the maze, i look over and see butters trip, imagine, could never.  butters gets up, he looks at me all teary eyed, like i did it and shit. like lil homo, i love you and shit, but if i witness you fall on your face, im giggling. unless its karen.

i hug him, pretending like i didnt almost laugh my ass off. no because why did he fall like that, my mans really hit the michael jackson, then land on his face, im holding literal demons not to laugh.

already off to a great start.

after he cries a little, hes back to normal.

"you good now, butters?"

"yeah,"

we keep walking, i found a clue. but like, the clue was a photo, and why did the "demon" look like that. i accidentally laughed, im not gonna lie.

then randomly, big randy starts singing.

"when you coming to stop me? im not tryna sound cocky-"

"randy, shut the fuck up." i say, very sweetly.

i walk up to another clue.

"marsh, why does this look like you?" i say, pointing at a demon rat.

"mccormick, i will kill you, but this time you aint coming back."

"my bad, lil homie."

"yeah, your bad."

then suddenly, a worker jumped out from behind some bushes. butters screamed, i look at him like ill bootyrape him. (i accidentally put the giggling emoji after the bootyrape part😭)

why did he jump out like foxy in fnaf 2, or like that guy who jumped at the judge.

butters finds a clue, but like he wanted me to read it for some reason.

"its a qr code. lemme scan it." i say.

i scan the qr code, and youll never fucking guess what pops up. that one fucking edit of josh hutcherson from like last year. im so done with this place.