butters POV😈
we were at a restaurant, we as in me, kenny, stan, and randy.
i already fell. shit man.
i hear randy yell something, so i turn around.
"do a flip!" randy yells.
stan jumps high, throws his head back, pulling his knees in. i blink. and he on his neck, his ear touching his shoulder, (if that makes sense😭) he gets up, with his hand covering his mouth. tears coming to his eyes. im dead, i cant breathe, this shit too funny. im rolling right now. sobbing even.
"ITS NOT FUNNY!" stan yells crying and holding his neck. i just laugh harder.
"are you good my man?" randy says, giggling. he nods.
im still sobbing laughing on the floor, rolling and shit.
anyways, stan got mad and told my dad some lie. so now im grounded.
(based on a true story.)
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Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots
Hayran Kurgui made this originally on character ai as a joke😭 STAN IS OBVIOUSLY AGED UP TO LIKE 18