Stan Marsh x Big Dick Randy oneshots

lemme tickle them balls

                            randys POV😏

i pulled up to a party, im so glad no one knew who i was though.

i drank a little, you know, you know.

randomly, some gay looking twink said we're gonna play spin to bottle or something. i dont know im a little high or sumonyhing. (😭)

i sat in the circle, some other twinks sat next to me.

the floors starting to hurt my ass though.

i looked around a bit, when i looked into the kitchen, i saw the michael wave. (i wanted to add that because the youtube video im listening to just said that😭)

the bottle spun, then landed on a skinny blonde, that was wearing skinny jeans, and a button up, that was buttoned up badly. he looked about 5'7.

the other person it landed on, was the exact opposite. black hair, with a hat messily on his head, that looks like his parents never picked up him, so his heads smooth. he was also wearing all blue, and looked about 6'6. fucking taking my height,😒.

the taller one smirked, and fucking made out with him. so yeah, i learned from the twink next to me that theyre dating.

then their little fruity asses, just, got up and left, theyre probably fucking but whatever.

someone else spun the bottle, the bottle landed on me, and a guy with black hair, blue and red hat messily put on his head. black hoodie, and jeans.

and thats how i meet your dad, kids.

"wow," my older grandkid says.

"what does twink mean?" the younger says.

"youll learn,"

"okay, grandpa."

(dont ask why i kept insulting everyone🤭)